Welcome to the Barbie Brothel Diamond Castle! Ken is obviously missing out on this fantastic opportunity. Where is Ken anyway? Well he's under the bed with a the other three Kens...Maybe Ken is happier there under the bed? Who knows.
Seriously - do you all have the "Girl's Gone Wild" dvd at your house? If so you may need to hide it a little bit better. I think Ken is smart to hide under the bed if there are that many women around. :)
Hmm...So you really want to know about me, eh? Well let's see here. I am a 30-something (It's not that I don't really want you to know my actual age, I honestly sometimes forget myself and really I don't want to update it every November when it changes) Mom of two fantastic small children. I have a wonderful husband who, on most days anyway, I wouldn't trade for anything you tried to offer me (even if it's that sexy new Audi A5). He's got to be a good one, since he's hung around for the past 13 years. I lead an exciting life as a quality analyst at a healthcare company when I'm not working at home as a Mom and a wife.
I am extremely sarcastic, blunt and to the point; this sometimes gets me into trouble.
I am wicked loyal and love to be surrounded by my good friends and family.
Well really enough about me.
The kids have been saying some pretty good things lately. So I decided to keep them here. I haven't decided to change them out or keep a running list.
Enjoy!
"Mommy, next time someone comes by selling babies, can we buy one?" - Little Man
"I crapped my pants" -Little Man indicating he needed a diaper change.
"You're like a cow because you poop your pants" - Sweet Girl to Little Man in response to the smell coming from the cow farm.
"Mom, Little Man kicked the bucket" - Sweet Girl to me because Little Man litterally kicked a bucket.
A Blog You Say?
Initially the blog was started to help us keep friends and family updated on our move and goings on after we moved from Tennessee to Arizona. I still update everyone on the kids and what's going on with us, but also have branched out and added other post topics as well. Come read and comment!
The Others
Leo - My DH of 14 years. And the big reason we made the move. The opportunity was great and I am very proud of him. He's doing an awesome job too! It makes me even MORE proud of him. He totally kicks ass at his company.
Sweet Girl - My lovely 6 year old daughter. She is hilarious and loves to dance and sing. She is quite the entertainer. She is also extremely HIGH DRAMA.
Little Man - My adorable 4 year old son. He melts my heart! He is extremely umm...what's the word for him...mischievous. He also has quite an imagintaion. The stories that kids comes up with are out there! Also known as: TM Troublemaker.
4 comments:
Seriously - do you all have the "Girl's Gone Wild" dvd at your house? If so you may need to hide it a little bit better. I think Ken is smart to hide under the bed if there are that many women around. :)
HA Judy! No 'Girls Gone Wild' DVD at our house..I think my kids just like being naked and therefore so should Barbie...
Always said I felt sorry for Ken trying to accomadate all the girls they may be naked but at least they have hair and limbs
Love Mom
That is absolutely hilarious!!
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