31 August 2009

So...It's Monday....

It's Monday and I have nothing exciting to write about. My creativity is lacking on the blog front lately.

I guess I'll use a random thought from an email I got from my dad. It was one of those long ass lists of just random thoughts. Some are pretty funny and it's amazing how many I've also wondered.
In light that it's Monday and I did an assload of laundry over the weekend, I will pick this random thought from the email:

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Do you know? I sure as hell don't and I think they are a royal pain in the ass to fold. The fitted sheet is all neatly folded and then you have this jumbled mess of the fitted sheet underneath it. I can see why people just roll it up, it's easier.

If you have any tips on folding that stupid but useful sheet, please leave it in the comments.

30 August 2009

When Did Bowling Get So Damn Expensive?

When the hell did bowling go up to an outrageous price?? Lord have mercy I was shocked. I guess I didn't expect the cost when we decided to go bowling this morning. I didn't expect one game of bowling for each of us and shoe rental to cost us $40. Holy crap.

I guess they have to charge that much because you have kids "bowling" (basically bouncing) balls down the lane and it causes them to warp since a six pound bowling ball is really not supposed to bounce.

I'm going to say it...I remember bowling with my friend Jackie as a kid for 99 cents a game. I guess inflation has kicked in big time in the bowling alley!

But it was fun to watch the kids "bowl" and Leo did great with teach them. And thanks to bumpers they did pretty good.

I think next time we'll opt for the Wii bowling, it's free and easy to stop in the event they want to walk away after 5 frames!

24 August 2009

A Vomit Free Weekend! Woohoo!

Yay! The weekend was vomit and sickness free, well aside from a small case of pink eye on me...yes always something.

We went to the city pool yesterday. I'm sure you're wondering WHY we went to a pool when we have our very own in our backyard. Well we don't have a snazzy zero entry with a play structure that is in 2 feet of water. We don't have water slides or a big blue bucket that dumps 762 gallons of water on you when it tips over. There were two kids water slides and two bigger water slides. Sweet Girl loves a water slide so she was happy to hit the big ones. This was much more exciting then the plain pool and waterfall we have at our house!

We met some friends there and the kids had a ball. They were pretty spent when they got home but it was a great day. And it was only about 100 degrees out. So it was very nice to sit around, let the kids play and not have to follow them around the entire time. It might have even been considered relaxing...

Take a look at a few of the pics of this place. It was really a fun time. I think we'll be going back before we head off to Disney (which I might add is in 31 days!!!).

20 August 2009

Not So Lucky Victim #3

That would be me. I was victim #3. It all started at 1 AM on Tuesday morning and went downhill fast.

I'll spare you the details except that I lost 5 LBS in ONE day. If I could sustain that weight loss it would be great, but I'm sure as soon as I eat or drink anything it will be right back on. But honestly if I could legitimately lost 5 LBS of weight a day like that, I would suffer through 8 days of it to achieve my weight loss goal. Sad and somewhat sadistic I am sure but hey it worked and it worked fast!

So anyway, I am back to feeling somewhat normal today. I still haven't eaten a great deal and if I do eat a lot my stomach starts to hurt. It's a good deterrent to scarfing down a lot of food. And so far I'm enjoying the applesauce and toast.

I am also sure that Leo will NOT get it. I am convinced he is the carrier of all the virus' and bugs that the kids and I get.

17 August 2009

Hopefully Only Two Times a Charm...

We seemed to have developed a new weekend trend. Puke.

Yep Sweet Girl had the weekend puke bug on Saturday. I must say she is the most efficient puker I know. She actually somehow waits to puke in the toilet. Even though I followed her around with a puke bucket she always went to the bathroom. No complaints there, especially since she doesn't puke ON ME. Of course, I have just jinxed myself with that one.

She was not happy with this situation at all. She would say over and over "I just want to stop throwing up". Hey do you blame her, I sure don't. It's not one of my favorite past times either.

And during her vomit episodes she also requests that you hold her hair back. She kind of demands it, "HOLD MY HAIR back!!" But again, don't blame her. Nothing worse then puke in your hair, trust me I should know.

But by Sunday she was her normal self. Thankfully this bug only lasts 24 hours. I just hope that the next two weekends don't' result in myself and Leo getting this great weekend treat.

16 August 2009

A Tribute To The King

On this day in 1977 Elvis Presley died. It was a dark day in Rock n Roll and especially in our household. Elvis was quite loved by my Father and my Grandma Jean. I wasn't even two when Elvis died, but he played a vital role in my childhood. We listened to a lot of Elvis, I have fond memories of Blue Christmas and I can still see the album cover when my Father put the album on the player. But aside from his music which as I said was played alot, he also dished out some discipline via Heaven.

Oh yes, I was disciplined by Elvis via a phone call from Heaven. I really am not sure exactly HOW this came about but basically here is how it went down. I would misbehave and my Father would say to me "Do I need to call Elvis in Heaven?". Sometimes it would work and my behavior corrected. But sometimes, I got THE CALL. My Father would pick up the phone and "call" Elvis in Heaven, explain what I was doing to Elvis. He would hand me the phone and go to the other room where he would talk like Elvis to advise on corrective behavior.

I didn't tell a lot of people about this until I got older, as you can imagine the ridicule I would receive in grade telling people I got to talk to Elvis in Heaven last night. Hell I'm sure even when I told people as an adult they were probably think I was on the loony side. Are you??

But oh well if you are, I turned out OK. I guess thanks to good parenting and an Elvis in Heaven intervention every once in a while.

I was kind of expecting to have some good Elvis feelings when we went to Graceland because I had of course "talked" to Elvis in Heaven. But unfortunately, I had no paranormal experience at Graceland. No channeling, no sightings, no feelings. I was just a regular old visitor amazed at Elvis' taste in rooms like the "jungle room".

My children have not had the pleasure to talk to Elvis in Heaven yet, but they can recognize him and his music. Give it time, I'm sure he'll be calling soon enough.

14 August 2009

Sweet Sweet Friday

Ahh...sighing with the sweet knowledge I do not have to get up and go to work tomorrow! So let's have some fun with Friday Fill-Ins!

1. When will the high summer temps be over?

2. True Blood Series was the last good book I read AND tv show I watched.

3. Everything has its beauty but brussel sprouts.

4. Kung Pao Chicken is what I had for dinner.

5. I'd like your energy to rub off on me.

6. Somewhere cooler than Arizona is where I want to be right now.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to a gym shoe shopping excursion for the kids, tomorrow my plans include not anything planned and Sunday, I want to do whatever the heck I feel like!